the rumours started not more than three weeks ago. obviously, both you and luke knew that was going to happen soon or later. you were starting to show and the media simply couldn’t go away.
the thing was, luke wasn’t even legal yet. and guess what? you were. that was going to make some people’s mouths mumble all the kinds of things. plus, you didn’t know how the fans were going to react because it was too soon in luke’s life to have a kid.
you two hadn’t said anything to the boys until the rumours started. you just didn’t want to face the consequences of getting pregnant so early; but at some point they understood, and that was why you two had the courage to do what you’d planned for tonight.
as soon as their slow song finished, it was time for ashton’s story. he didn’t say anything, however. “okay, so you guys are probably waiting to hear how we’d like to thank one direction and blah blah blah, but not today. lukey o’dukey, go for it.”
luke shrived, taking a gulp and looking towards the crowd. in that moment, just as you agreed, you threw a tiny shoe on stage and he went there to grab it. then, he got back to his microphone and opened his mouth. the crowd was complete silent when he showed them the shoe, because, obviously, everyone’d already got it.
"okay, so i know there have been some rumours around (y/n) being pregnant and-" he said, looking at you for support. you nodded, not being able to do much from the crowd of fans. "well, she is. i’m sorry about being this early, but at least she’s not just some random girl i dated. i love her, with all of my heart and i just really wish you guys learn do love her as well. she’s gonna make some keeks in the 5SOS account to keep you posted about the baby, if you like." he smiled, "we would’ve picked pink or blue, but we don’t really know what is it. we’re guessing it’s a girl, but the appointment is only thursday."
"ladies, can we give daddy hemmo and momma (y/l/n) a big congratulations?" ashton screamed from his drum kit, making everyone clap and scream various things. from then on, the show continued normal, with luke glancing you looks with a big smile. god, he was gonna be such a goof daddy.
Nope Nope Nope Nope don’t do this to me!!
WHY WOULD YOU
daDDY HEMMO NOPE
FUCK OFF YOU LITTLE SHIT
FUCK SHIT NONONONO
This made my eyes sweat
who the hell do you think you are
It’s called common sense motherfucker I’m out
MOTHER FUCKER THE FEELZ
i’m starting to believe that the reason luke stands with his legs so wide apart when he’s on stage is because he’s so tall and they can’t get the microphone any higher as the microphone stand already is pulled up as much as possible
dating luke would be so much fun bc he has the best taste in music. i feel like it would be a lot of sitting on the floor listening to his ipod and sharing music and trading CDs and introducing each other to your favorite bands. there would also probably be a lot of outings to concerts and music festivals where he puts you on his shoulders so you can see and if that doesn’t sound wonderful to you then idk man you’re crazy.
being in the 5sos fandom you have your favorite member; who’ll you’ll stay true to no matter what bc they’re your honeybun. But you also have three other beautiful bastards that will hit you in the pit of your soul with feels and sexual frustration. So it’s a constant battle of “which member do I wanna fuck today?”
Remember that Ashton is the one that draws butterflies on scarred wrists. Remember Ashton is the one that takes time out of his day to make little keeks telling us he loves us. Remember Ashton is the one that calls us beautiful every day. Remember Ashton never says no to a fan. Remember that Ashton never gets annoyed with us. Just remember.
calum’s back makes me nervous
hey stop it
ashton: “hey babe, miss youuu”
calum: “looking good y/n”
ashton: “i swear if i wasn’t so happy to see you i’d kill him”
a moment of silence
I need help coming up with a question :-)
If you have any suggestions, please tell me :-)
au: michael’s been trying to figure out a good way to get you to notice him. he’d dyed his hair and pierced his ear, got a few tattoos, and still, nothing. the boys encouraged him to take it a step further, so every night for a week, he sat and took “how to hit on girls 101” taught by his mates.
when it actually came to doing the hitting on you thing, though, it doesn’t turn out quite as well as he’s anticipated.